Maybe wives need to upgrade their program and install REGULATE 10.5
Entertainment packages should be enjoyable and addictive, rather than disappointing and frustrating.
Anyhow, should all attempts of commands and applications fail, maybe it's due time to trade in your system OVERALL!!!

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed that the new program began making
unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting
access to flower and jewelry applications that had
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning
2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

Signed:
Desperate Wife (keep reading)


Dear Desperate Wife,

Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try
to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and
install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0
and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, Happyhour
will create "Snoring Loudly" wave files. DO NOT
install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend
program. These are not supported applications and will
crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program,
but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new
software to improve performance. I personally
recommend HotFood 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and Keep-a-nice-body 10.1.

Good Luck,
Tech Support